Useless Facts of the Day

I read awhile back that women with short hair have less of a chance of being raped than women with long hair...... SO CHOP THOSE HAIR-DOS LADIES!

Here are some other totally random and useless facts:

• More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.
  (watch out for those crazy donkeys, especially the long haired ones...)
  
  
• More than 2,500 left handed people are killed every year from using right handed products
  (all the more reason for the Leftorium)
  
  
• The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it.
  (high in fiber you know... )
  
  
• You share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world.
  (in other words... you are NOT special)
  
  
• Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
  (easiest exercise program ever! may cause brain damage, but it's ok, you won't remember)
  
  
• It only takes 7 pounds of pressure to rip your ear off.
  (so really... Van Gogh was a pansy because he had to use a knife)
  
  
• You use more calories eating celery than there are in the celery itself.
  (see... I told you... eating IS a sport)
  
  
• On average, there are 178 sesame seeds on each McDonalds BigMac bun.
  (that means it's healthy... right?)
  
  
• Odds of being killed by falling out of bed - 1 in 2 million.
  (I guess I'm a rare exception)
  
  
• Odds of being killed in a plane crash -1 in 25 million.
  (although, if a donkey is on the plane, the odds greatly change)
  
  
• The Apollo 11 only had 20 seconds of fuel when it landed.
  (they were screwed from the beginning)
  
  
• Airbags explode at 200 miles (322 km) per hour.
  (if the impact don't kill you, the object meant to save you will)
  
  
• The average human produces 25,000 quarts of spit in a lifetime, enough to fill two swimming pools.
  (Mmmm... nothing like a spit filled pool. Now just add urine for the full effect of being in a public pool)
  
  
• Your brain weighs around 3 pounds. All but ten ounces is water.
  (you're not as smart as you think you is...)
  
  
• A can of SPAM is opened every 4 seconds.
  (and a puppy a murdered every 5 seconds for said can being opened)
  
  
• If you gave each human on earth an equal portion of dry land, including the uninhabitable areas, everyone would get roughly 100 square feet (30.4 m).
  (don't you feel special now?)
  
  
• Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza everyday.
  (hence the majority of us are disgustingly obese and just reply with, "please sir, can i have some more?")
  
  
• More Monopoly money is printed in a year than real money throughout the world.
  (no wonder the economy is in the shitter)
  
  
• If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
  (time for mass ethnic cleansing! wait... did i say that out loud? my bad...)
  
  
• The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year.
  (and according to Freud you probably want to have sex with your parents)
  
  
• The average person laughs 15 times a day.
  (poor emo kids and there lack of humor)
  
  
• It has been calculated that in the last 3,500 years, there have only been 230 years of peace throughout the civilized world.
  (we should be due, right? meh... peace is for pansies...)